Apple retail stores currently offer a great program called One to One training. Here is the description from the Apple site:

As a One to One member, enjoy a year’s worth of personal training sessions for just $99. Sit down for in-depth, face-to-face sessions with your very own personal trainer. Experts in all things Apple, our Trainers help you get the most out of your Apple products. Just tell them what you want to be able to do, and they’ll teach you how. To become a One to One member, visit your local Apple Retail Store.

For that fee you are able to attend one one-hour lesson per week on a wide array of topics. It is not limited to one store nor must you spend the year on only one learning track. Sounds great right? Well, like @mac.com, it is about to go the way of the dodo bird for many customers. As distilled by TheAppleBlog:

Here’s the new deal. Whereas previously anyone could buy a One to One subscription without an accompanying purchase, beginning June 2, Apple will limit new subscriptions to customers buying a Macintosh at an Apple retail store or on the Apple Store web site.

There is no “grace period” for the undecided, either. Customers who want to buy a One to One subscription must do so on the day they buy their new Mac. Existing One to One customers will be able to renew their subscriptions for one further year.

Apple’s focus with One to One is shifting away from convincing customers to switch, to supporting customers who have already made the move from PC to Mac. “We originally set up One to One to get people to switch to the Mac,” Johnson said. “Now we want to expand it to make it even more relevant to people who have bought their Mac.”

I have two thoughts on this change: big mistake and corporate double-speak.

In USA Today, Apple Senior VP of Retail, Ron Johnson relayed the following:

The company said Wednesday that it plans to remodel 100 of its stores this year, to make more room for customer training and displayed products. Additionally, it will open 25 new stores, including a fourth location in New York City, and new ones in Paris, Italy and Germany.

“We know that a lot of people are cutting back, but we’re doing the opposite,” says Ron Johnson, Apple’s senior vice president of retail. “We’re investing in the downturn.”

If all of that is true, why are they cutting back a hugely successful program? It has been speculated, not without reason, that Apple’s cutbacks in full-time positions have created a shortage of employees qualified to do such training. Considering that some of the training is on such sophisticated program as Final Cut Pro, that sounds plausible. It appears to me that they are touting an expansion while slipping in a contraction through the back door with a side-order of unwarranted pressure on a new purchaser to have to make a decision on the spot. Current subscribers can renew once.

In my opinion what this amounts to is “buy a new Mac, and you get the privileges, but if you hold on to your trusty Mac, no soup for you.” I don’t see how this benefits them unless they are purposefully trying to strangle the program. I can’t imagine many people falling for the point-of-sale pressure sale (which is sleazy IMHO), so this will turn into a minimal boutique program for their new conquests. I, the loyal Mac owner, am shut out. I found this option to be one of the perks to being a Mac owner, and one I use to evangelize the Mac to my friends who fear having to learn new things but do not want to feel like they have to spend $100 right at point of sale for the privilege of having security in knowing that there is someone to teach them if they can’t figure it out themselves.

All in all this has the sour bite of a Granny Smith rather than the sweetness of a Macintosh. There is one potential upside that needs to be explored further. Ron Johnson had also stated:

Still priced at $99, the annual subscription includes personal setup, transferring of files from an older computer (Windows or Mac) and help with projects.

In the past, sessions timed out at one hour; now the limit is three hours, but sessions might also include up to three participants.

Does this mean three hours a week? Three hours once every three weeks? Those details remain to be seen. Since I had wanted to sign up and don’t plan on buying a new Mac any time soon, I went to my local Apple store last night and purchased a one-year membership. I hope I will qualify for the one-year renewal as well. I mentioned to the Apple-bot that I had heard about these changes, but all he would say is that “there are exciting changes to be announced to the One to One program!” I told him the changes were announced and that they weren’t all that exciting. I then received script number two: “No comment.” Yes that is hyperbole for effect. The employee was very nice and helpful, but it was apparent that I knew more than he did and that he wasn’t comfortable with criticism of Apple being aired, and even less comfortable when I said that I was about to write on the subject. Usually I am helped by someone who already knows who I am as I tend to be quite outspoken when I visit. Hard to believe, I know.

Apple, this is a mistake for the following reasons (I love lists):

1. Pressure-sales have never been your style. The decision to purchase an extended warranty and training is something to be done after a few days thought, not on the spot of an already expensive purchase.

2. So someone doesn’t buy One to One training and is thoroughly confused on how to use their Mac. In the past you could offer One to One training and save yourself a return. Now the customer will return the computer, and if they were willing to try One to One training, turning them away will make them an angry camper that very likely will never consider a Mac again.

3. Existing loyal users, such as myself, have come to rely on the availability of One to One to learn new things. What is the incentive to buy or upgrade to new Apple programs if we were the type to know that One to One was there as a safety cushion?

4. You make money on this. It isn’t like it is free. If it isn’t turning a profit, increase the price. No one expects you to be a charity.

5. The people coming for One to One are foot traffic to your store. They might not otherwise have returned for months or even years. Now they are there up to once a week to see all the new shiny, shiny and breathe in the RDF-infused air.

6. It creates community. Apple has remained aloof to community and in that I believe it is really keeping itself from even further success. Non-paid enthusiastic users are the best salespeople in the world.

7. Most people still consider the Mac the great murky unknown, and with Microsoft’s latest pushback (and they are good on selling fear of the unknown as they are currently doing with Linux) this is a bad move. Even if very few might-be-switchers took advantage of this, the very fact that is was available was reassuring. It was to me when I was Mac-curious.

Do you think I am right, or am I out of my tree? Let me know below.

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